The problem with coming out with quotes like:
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like parking spaces, The good ones are already taken and what’s left is handicapped.
Men are like rain. You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it’ll last.
Girlfriends are like buses. The best ones are bendy.
And it’s rare to find one that’ll happily let you in the back door.
Is everyone just marks you down as one of life’s losers making excuses.
“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” Herm Albrig