Why, when David Cameron used the ‘Don’t panic dear, listen to the doctor’ approach in Parliament the other day, did no-one point out that it’s the first time he’s ever sounded like a ‘Winner’?

thats only taken a couple of days…….!

Yes, but I did think of it a while ago – I was away from here…

I did think of it a while ago

Timing my dear boy, timing.

Got any good ones about Osman bin Laden ?

Angela Eagle got in a better comeback, “I have been patronised by better people than the Prime Minister…”

I thought it started to make even Tory’s wonder what they’d voted for.

He only got in through the AV. If they had used first past the post like they are campaigning for they would have got David Davies as the leader

Got any good ones about Osman bin Laden ?

Elton John is going to do the tribute single.

Sandals in the bin

I still laugh hearing him say it. Pure genius, better at moving listeners’ attention from important things than Mourinho.