yeah

Cool antigravity helmet bro!

i think you look cool

I said upside down
You’re turning me
You’re giving love instinctively
Around and round you’re turning me

But yeh you look like a dick

Goggles with non full face helmet?

Yes.

Your goggles say 100% on them.
Is that a reference to the gradient of the hill you appear to be standing on?

Cool us ****! (imo)

is your razor broken?

Yes, goggles + non-full face helmet = massive Richard!

lawn needs rotating

Yes. But does it matter?

You have a lovely chin.

Depends how well you ride – Joe Barnes pulls off goggles without a full face, but I’d look a proper knob riding around in them 😆

bearnecessities – Member
You have a lovely chin.

I think thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

My eyes are gorgeous hence the concern for covering them

Just need to do something about the lack of shoulders then, and you’re sorted 🙂

Ignore them all
No-one will point and laugh
Honest

My eyes are gorgeous

Based on your photo , one eye seems to be considerably higher than the other. 😀

You look like about 20% of the field at ‘Ard Rock.

You look lush.

why is the helmet peak so high up – it must act like an air brake?

Are you the guy that used to be upside down but have now gone all sideways?

Holy Drokk!

Maybe that’s the answer to the slopy shoulder problem though.

No. You look like an Endoo-ro Wanaka.

See?

The beard you mean?

Is your helmet on back-to-front?

You look like an angry insect. Not sure whether that’s a good or bad thing though. Are you planning on riding something epic? If so, might not look too bad. If you’re off to the pub or pootling around a trail centre you’ll definitely look a bit daft.

perchypanther – Member
Your goggles say 100% on them.
Is that a reference to the gradient of the hill you appear to be standing on?
POSTED 3 HOURS AGO # REPORT-

100% is a 45 degree slope. 1:1

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Hanging’s too good for you. 😀

Ooh, meta pedantry, nice 🙂

Yes, you look like a moron.

Depends how well you ride – Joe Barnes pulls off goggles without a full face, but I’d look a proper knob riding around in them

no one pulls it off TBH

perchypanther – Member
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Hanging’s too good for you.

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Are you expecting it to start snowing soon?