So you take your kids to school, why not park half a mile away and walk them to the school gate, and the same at home time, instead of double parking where you like, or possibly even let them walk or shock horror ride a bike to school.
Also if you do walk them WHY do you feel the need to carry their bag for them, surely theyre old enough to cary their own bag.
Then at weekends you go for a ride on a cycle track, where do the rules of the path go, the kids and parents have no lane disciple, stop where they like, throw their bikes down, and usually on a hill the parent pushes the childs bike up the hill as well as their own, surely again they could/should push their own bikes.