Some colleagues seem to find punnery less offensive than outright racism.

Pallets of dried fruit arrive. “That’s a raisin to be cheerful” I said.

Budum psh.

Some door faces all round. COME ON MAN!…

Anybody else enjoy a good observational pun?

I don’t think a day goes by without some sort of pun at work. Some days it can be pretty non stop through out the day.

Door faces?

Pallets of dried fruit arrive. “That’s a raisin to be cheerful” I said.

That’s a bit past its sell by date.

I know a v posh young lady called Albinia but she’s invariably referred to as ‘Bin’ or ‘Binny’.

That’s a bit past its sell by date.

Disagree, I thought it was pretty currant.

Are you the guy at work who everybody avoids? Even choosing to end their lunch break early so as not to sit next to you in the canteen 🙂

When I used to work in orthopaedics in the NHS I would often tell people who had become dependent on a walking stick even though they didn’t need it that they were using it as a crutch. 😉

Our small team go out of the way for fun and puns…

The day would be rather dreary if you didn’t.

The outdoor centre was rife with pranks as well…

Clinnimore – Is this you?

I work for a newspaper group. Crap puns are part of the job. 🙁

I asked why it was taking ceylon to make the tea today.

Not met with the rapturous applause I expected. 🙁

I asked why it was taking ceylon to make the tea today.

Not met with the rapturous applause I expected.

They probably felt you were milking it.

It’s both dry and dour where I work. Even the most blatant joke or pun gets looked upon with both a stern and plain face.

T’is true dat.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

MICROWAVES!

Sorry, it’s not a pun ;-(

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

MICROWAVES!

Sorry, it’s not a pun ;-(

Ahhaaa! That’s good I get that. 😆