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1. neverfastenuff - Member

   "why the long face"

   Posted 2 years ago #
2. neverfastenuff - Member

   and St Paul said,
   Yes, we have to punish the women as well

   Posted 2 years ago #
3. seizednuts - Member

   i didnt say you had big teeth!!
   I said you were f**king goofy.

   Posted 2 years ago #
4. Rusty Spanner - Member

   'Donald Campbells' underpants.'

   Posted 2 years ago #
5. skidartist - Member

   "......the Aristocrats!"

   Posted 2 years ago #
6. miketually - Member

   That strawberry

   Posted 2 years ago #
7. Rusty Spanner - Member

   'To stop your hand sliding off.'

   Posted 2 years ago #
8. Harry_the_Spider - Member

   You slap his face, I'll steal his cigar.

   Posted 2 years ago #
9. montylikesbeer - Member

   no thanks I roll my own

   Posted 2 years ago #
10. Pigface - Member

    Know it!!! I f*cking wrote it.

    Posted 2 years ago #
11. soobalias - Member

    "getting raped by a clown"

    Posted 2 years ago #
12. soobalias - Member

    "you cant marmalade your cock into an arsehole"

    Posted 2 years ago #
13. davidrussell - Member

    "you can beat an egg"

    Posted 2 years ago #
14. crispy - Member

    "One's an array of cunning stunts..."

    Posted 2 years ago #
15. Electric Worry - Member

    "thats the way the wookie mumbles"

    Posted 2 years ago #
16. sslowpace - Member

    Because one egg is enough.

    A biscuit.

    Cockrobin.

    Posted 2 years ago #
17. KingofBiscuits - Member

    "No, mine hasn't got a center parting"

    and

    "Get out your bard"

    Posted 2 years ago #
18. nickc - Member

    "why the big paws?"

    "So I can roll it down when it gets hot"

    Posted 2 years ago #
19. squattingmouse - Member

    "As soon as you see anything big you try to nationalize it"

    Posted 2 years ago #
20. eth3er - Member

    Boo bees

    Posted 2 years ago #
21. steve-g - Member

    To get to the other side

    Posted 2 years ago #
22. soobalias - Member

    eth3er - Member
    Boo bees
    

    Salty Dog - Jalapeno and Coriander Crisps?

    Posted 2 years ago #
23. roundwheels - Member

    eats, shoots and leaves

    Posted 2 years ago #

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