In a regular show style ....
Would that be Falkirk High or Falkirk Grahamston ?
I left my balls in Vietnam.
No, just come in your pants
Watch pr0n and eat wotsits
"No, it's just frost on my moustache"
"I think it's the cobbles dear."
"I get bonus notches"
One tomato said to the other "ketchup!"
Well keep your eye on the referee because someone is beating the crap out of me
"There's no need to rush love - he's got to have a s**t first"
"I'm not a real welder"
"Right lads ! Tea breaks over - back on yer eads"
Some c..t from Wrexham
Miss, My Dad said it'll take that contageous
Gone ! But not for Cotton
It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson.
Absinthe makes the farts go Honda
Huts, oh naval huts
Cavalry take em and they cover em in chocolate
.....they put the left leg in, and that's when the trouble started.
Oh, sorry, I thought you said "goats".
"Hang on I'll just go and check" ...... BANG!!!!
"Tzar chasm is the Maoist form of wit"
"All the best ones Argon"
There's 20 of them!
A dead epileptic.
(two of my favourites)
Then a cyclops comes round the corner and hits her.
and that's the last time I show my cock to a priest
I am a country member
"like a one eyed mouse ... weeping"
Not everyone has been up the Eiffel Tower.
Your Mrs will always blow your bonus.
But you do the same thing on an aeroplane and everyone joins in.
"But I shall be sober in the morning."
Of Course both of them, what's the point of **** one.
That's ok I had to answer the phone anyway.
Thanks, I can get the brakes fixed on the van now.
You can't eat a pig like that all at once.
Only for a chocolate bun
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