…all this talk of etiquette has got me wondering if we do pull out of the EU what’s the etiquette?

A quick pull out and apologise ?

A long winded affair that includes wiping away all the mess ?

Or just pull out and leave without a word ?

Wipe on the curtain surely.

We should be polite and use a beaker

Always get consent for both putting in and pulling out

Wipe on flag, surely?

Couple of hours/weeks/years/decades of festering resentment and mud slinging, the odd awkward conversation at parties.
Then coffee to meet up and discuss how it’s going with new partners, laugh about the good times…….

We should be polite and use a beaker

What would you put in the beaker?

We’re going to need a bigger beaker.

Pull out and make a mess all over the Netherlands?

I think the OP would check his blood diary first.

Cheeky but playful slap on the arse followed by a request for a sandwich?

Netherlands. Very good.

even though its a stupid idea, should it happen then … the Delay method would be a smart move

Don’t be premature and enact article 50 …. there are elections due all over Europe wait until after May 2017. Acting quickly would lead to the UK leaving being used by the candidates.

Tea anyone?

Wait until she’s in the shower then pleasure ones self into her shoes?

Edit- then leave quickly and quietly, of course.

Getting off at Fratton again !!

Level of wiping must depend on if the process went up the oxo tower