ive got a bonk on just reading your sordid tale
😉

i reckon it will appear in a mucky mag* somewhere in “readers wives tales”

*ive read about the existance of such things

So would it be acceptable if a gay man came on here and put his thoughts of sexual intimacy with another person on an open forum,i think not.

I thought BigDummy was a gay man 😉

Could be worse. At least the ‘train’ didn’t go in the ‘tunnel’

I’m getting the impression BD that this young lady did this on purpose, You’ve missed your chance for some willy-waggling there chap.

ive got a bonk on just reading your sordid tale

Ah, the hotbed of sexual sophistication that is STW. 🙂

Ah, the hotbed of sexual sophistication that is STW.

Is that the same as a “back scuttle” ? 🙄

He said hot bed, fnarr fnarr.