Thank me later:

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18888157

😉

Ding and indeed dong!
*wonders if he could pass for 30 something with some skinny jeans*

In the high maintenance category I would imagine.

And for that reason*, I’m out.

* not the fact that I’m an IT spod in my 40’s of course.

And what on earth were you looking for to find that?

…oh, right.

TTH

And for that reason*, I’m out.

That narrows down the field.
*rubs hands*

TTH?

Tactical-Transport-Helicopter

looks a bit like my new lodger…..

Bunny Boiler?

that is so fake!

Either a wind up or as above a bunny boiler.

Trying Too Hard.

I didn’t realise Bristol was that close to Essex.

Single
Pretty
Sane

Pick 2.

Instant thought was “whats wrong with her “

looks super high maintenance

I wonder if the tyres match the grips…

Mtber with those nails? I don’t think so!!

Yeah, but you guys could be missing out on true love here!

What if every guy that’s seen her profile has thought ‘Hmmm, must be some type of trap!’. Meanwhile, she’s probably sat alone in a bedsit, crying into her microwave dinner for one, wishing that she had a forty-something software engineer to chat to about full XTR and tyre logo/valve alignment!

Someone once told me that all beautiful women* die cold and lonely, becuase all blokes seem to naturally assume they are out of their league, so you should go talk to these gorgeous lonely women, as no-one else will.

I became quite a connoisseur of looks of withering scorn, and one-sided conversations until my self esteem had been truely given a kicking, and I gave up.

*I have no idea if this applies in this instance, I’ve not followed the link. But I assume a typical Bristol trog …

[regional mode on]

Pah, this is quite a typical looking girl in Bristol; nothing to shout about; there’s hundreds of ’em.

[/regional mode off]

Can’t play guitar well either! LOL