I know that it’s a contentious subject, the cooking of red meat on gas or charcoals, but….

This is television so breathtakingly awful that it’s compelling viewing.

It’s hosted by Myleen Klass. Obviously. That legendary cook.

In the week that Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubanks became a reality, this must have been another Partridge programme idea…

Is it set in an inner city suburb? If not I’m out …

Chas and Dave there? 😉

Monkey Tennis…. now there’s an idea….

It’s ITV’s version of the Bake Off. And it’s nearly in the so bad it’s good category.

You lot have clearly never watched BBQ Pit Wars on Sky – it’s so far into the Deep South of the U.S. Of A they use subtitles for the English some of the contestants speak….

I shan’t be watching a British version from a damp playing field in Berkshire.

In the week that Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubanks became a reality

That is a fantastic ad, I would watch that show, really I would!

It’s hosted by Myleen Klass.

And contains Barbecues. So far so good…

What would be the STW dream prog? Rachel Riley hosting tyre selection? Guy Martin servicing forks?

Guy Martin servicing Rachel Riley?

This programme is total arse.
It’s on in the background while I’m on the lappy.
Filo pastry, lump fish caviar, autumn vegetables blah blah – such pretentious bollux.
Presented by 2 gimps in ties FFS – it’s supposed to be summer!
The woman in the final is massively annoying too (and I don’t mean Mylene’s Klass).
What’s wrong with burgers ‘n’ chicken legs? 😉

BBQ chumps would be more apt.

Nasty import… Avoid…

What would be the STW dream prog? Rachel Riley hosting tyre selection? Guy Martin servicing forks?

Guy Martin servicing Rachel Riley?

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New iPad screen please. Chapeau!