PSA: Don’t

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😀

lolz

I came in here to bitch about the lack of information in the thread title.

I TAKE IT ALL BACK!

I’M SORRY. HERE, HAVE A

Haaaaaaaaaaaa. How unfortunate 😀

Just how involved was this scratching?
Rubbing your eyes ain’t good either.

Ooh… scratch.. I was thinking ‘Mix your balls? Eh?

Rubbing your eyes ain’t good either.

And definitely don’t forget and try and take your contact lenses out later! Been there, done that! 😯

having experienced a few chilli-bodypart interactions, I have to say the worst and most painful is

largely because it’s impossible to wash off

And never confuse the vasalene and the vicks if you’ve chafed you arse. The only positive consequence is slightly less malodorous farts.

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I think the ambiguity of the first pic will save you bruneep 😉

was once held ‘contact lense’ hostage by the chilli.

longest 8 hours of my life!