1) Wash it under the tap.
2) Dry it.
3) Leave it by a dehumidifier overnight.

This will sort it. However, under no circumstances do 4.

4) Tell her after step 2 but before step 3.

* Vimto – A Northern beverage.
** Not a euphemism.

Vimto, mmmmmm loverly.

What on earth were you doing that caused the vimto/calculator interface?

Vimto

Anagram of vomit and for good reason

You’re not from round here, are you?
🙂

Sod the Cristal, all the famous Lancashire rappers sing about nowt else but Vimto.

Put it in the dishwasher, then ask her why she put it there. 😕

Chuck it in the bin, don’t tell her anything. 😉

Lick it off.

And wash the calculator.

Harry – when you say ‘calculator’, you actually mean iPhone, don’t you?

I regularly fill my Camelbak with the elixir of northernness. Once the hose split, where it joins the bladder and deposited a fair amount of the contents down my crack. Very sticky stuff Vimto when it dries, you know?

Is this a euphemism?

Pics or it didn’t happen.

EDIT: I once fired my Cream Soda all over my wifes’ mouse. Is it the same thing?

You made the mistake of telling her it was you.

I regularly spill Vimto all over my…..

Oh no wait you said it wasn’t a euphemism right? 😳

I once fired my Cream Soda all over my wifes’ mouse.

You sicken me.

When you say vimto do you actually mean sudocrem, and when you say calculator do you actually mean cat?

no.

You could at least

Vimto. Energy drink of choice for me 😀

Blame one of the kids

Blame one of the kids

Did you hear about the dyslexic drunk who choked on his own Vimto?

Did you hear about the dyslexic drunk who choked on his own Vimto?

I don’t fund that at all fanny.

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I blame firing Cream soda too close to the wifes mouse for actually having the second kid!

You sicken me.

Take a ticket and join the queue, Sweet Pickle x

Protip: Forget the dehumidifier & put it in a cup of (uncooked) rice.

Electrical cleaner, air line and then into a bag of uncooked rice

Throw it away and buy a new one? That’s what my wife’s IT department had to do when she forgot to put the cap on her bottle of 7up before she put it in her work bag along with her laptop, blackberry & iPhone.

7up makes very pretty patterns on a LCD screen when it dries a bit an the item gets turned on again.

I once fired my Cream Soda all over my wifes’ mouse. Is it the same thing?

I just spat my porridge out and that is not a euphemism 😆