Cable ties Summer must have fashion accessories

Let your OH look like a Fashion model with these beautifully fashioned and designer named cable ties. These are the must have item for any hip and happening woman for summer 2016

(Buying a bundle of cable ties online and bunging them inside some wrapping papper does not count)
to have in her collection.

*awaits first report of accidental strangulation or hand loss due to blood supply disruption*

*awaits first report of accidental strangulation or hand loss due to blood supply disruption*

Sounds preferable to a week at center parcs…..

What on earth? Only a matter of time …

Kids today, eh?

You chaps never heard of ‘Suffering for the sake of fashion” 🙄

@Nobeerinthefridge Get to blooming Center parks and blooming well enjoy it (then cry at night when everyone is asleep)

And here’s me with Valentine’s day opening tickets to “Deadpool”

Wonder if I can swap them for a bag of coloured ties?

^^

I will be your Valentines…..PLEASE…..i’ll even buy you a puppy and kittens

And back to restraints again Woman….. 😈

Quite odd looking models too.. but wtf do 40 year old mtbers know

Sounds preferable to a week at center parcs…..

Only if you’re doing it wrong.

nope. this is
http://www.firebox.com/product/6969/Edible-Anus

@Nobeerinthefridge Get to blooming Center parks and blooming well enjoy it (then cry at night when everyone is asleep)

😆

According to Ghostbusters 2 the world ends on February 14th 2016 so I’m not bothering buying anything.

[video]https://youtu.be/nYndBvhz8hU[/video]

“Valentine’s Day. Bummer.”

Shudder

I managed to get a brand new jar of Marmite with me birds name printed on it.
That’s some pretty good man points I’m going to rack up there…
8)

Next year I am producing more ‘nipple pots’ for Valentines day.

I think they will go down a treat.

Linky if the picture doesn’t work.

Iv’e bought my valentine tyres, a spesh Butcher and Slaughter.
she’s easily pleased 😀 .

We are in the age of stupid, when the first kid dies copying this someone should do some time.