Well, things have taken a turn for the better. And slightly more interesting.
Guy who got the Jeep off us appears to have done a quick bodge and punted it on, then very shortly afterwards [Winstone]gone daaaaahhhnnn for a stretch[/Winstone], reasons unknown. Other guy left running the garage is scared of garage going under if linked to a crim and so makes excuses about his whereabouts. It also explains the lack of communication from original buyer.
New owner is pissed off because Jeep was sold for a decent amount, then promptly shat most of its innards all over his driveway. Garage don’t want to know, surprisingly. He was selling the plate to recoup some costs. He’s been very understanding and cancelled the eBay auction, and I’ve ended up buying it back from him privately. Mildly annoying, but nowhere near as annoying as losing the plate forever, and to be fair to the chap I’ve not paid anywhere close to what it was on eBay for.
I’m sure there’s a lesson to be learned from this somewhere. Most likely something along the lines of today marking the date when I no longer fall for the “I know it’s mine, but it’s car stuff. I don’t know what I’m doing” line the missus always trots out.