Bored silly at work. On holiday on Friday for 2 weeks (India!!) and I cannot be arsed as a result.

Please tell me some stoooopid jokes to brighten my day… 🙂

Why should you never steal a Mexican's cheese?

Because it's nach-o cheese!!

😀

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre

Like that one Pook 😀

Black country joke:

Enoch goes to see Ayli's new house. Says "I like them windows"

Ayli says "them's bay windows"

Enoch says, "Well if them's bay windows, wor am they?"

What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter………………

Ándale! Ándale!

😯

Woman walks into deli type shop;

"I've just got a bread machine and would like some unusual flour I can use, please"

shopkeeper: "Spelt?"

Woman, exasperated "F-L-O-U-R!"

🙂

wwaswas, that reminds me of this one –

Bob – "My wife and I are off to the West Indies on holiday soon"
Jim – "Jamaica?"
Bob – "No, she wanted to come anyway…"

Heard this one on the Danny Baker show this morning, and I have been smiling to myself all day – this probably says more about my crap sense of humour than the quality of the joke.

She's a crime fighting state employed lawyer by day but at night she's a music hall singer. Tonight on BBC1 a new series of:

Tara Raboom D.A.

(Is this my coat, I'll be off then)