When has it even been acceptable to be served food proudly containing it’s own poo?
I wouldn’t expect a Big Mac to have a small splash of shite included, unless it was a Mc Chudd.
Or a whopper, or any other food from a restaurant.

But no, prawns usually come served with a nice stripe of shite included as some sort of freebie garnish.
NO, de- poo my prawns please. I’m not some sort of muck savage.

But they’ve been boiled or fried.

prawns usually come served with a nice stripe of shite

I usually remove it, I find it quite therapeutic

So you’d happily much a boiled or fried dog egg? 🙂
I’ll film that and stick it on YouTube 🙂

Dry your eyes princess, it’s just a bit of coastal sewage.

It’s prawns plus their eggs that make me shudder!

I expect it to be removed when I eat out. Honestly though, I can’t usually be bothered when preparing them at home.

Some folk worry too much.

Another reason I don’t eat seafood…

That’s pretty much all that prawns are made of anyway. They filter all the nasty stuff out of the water then we* eat them!!
* I don’t but that’s because I’ve never particularly liked seafood rather than for the reason above.

I’ve got nothing to add, but that was the funniest post I’ve read in a long time so thanks for that.
Top work fella.