Food of the god (Mercury) IME – fast to assemble and fast to eat – I mean, who needs cutlery; you can just drink the bloody thing*.
I can knock up some fried chicken (pre-cooked, frozen and defrosted) and egg noodles with an additional 2 mins cooking and prep for a quick meal so don’t eat them these days.
*Edit : Okay, a tad misleading. A fork can be useful for guiding the slop away from the edges of your mouth as it slips in.