Someone has puked on your new top….., and you’ve tried to wipe it off with your gloves 😯

He brought pyjamas?

Mine too, he’s great with his mou……… Oh wait

I hope that was really cheap!

You’ve got a hair sticking up.
Just think, if you could graft that mother into combover…

Blimey it’s Keith Allen!

That’s actually kind of cool – in a really horrible sort of way.

That paint line down the corners not too clever

Did he ring twice? 😉

Why? did he lie to you and say “noice shirt matey” 🙂

I like the top!

That pic just induced a hangover in me… and given I haven’t had a drink in days that is pretty damn impressive.

I was hoping the postie would bring me some obnoxiously wide carbon bars and a new rear mech today (the former being my birthday pressie), but guess it will be tomorrow before I see them.

Did he knock on the door just after that photo was taken and gouge your eyes out with a rusty spoon?

That would look cool if you were a teenager still.

That’s some dodgy cutting in there in the corner. 😐

Is your head wired into the mains?

EDIT: That’s bell wire. Are you a doorbell chime?

shocking

should be a 1 week ban

I like the top!

Girls wear tops, Men wear shirts..
And that’s the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen 😯 and I’ve been to Basildon..

Looks like postie delivered you a retarded man with terrible dress sense.

Is that legal?

^ ooooooooooooofffffff

Not one of Troy Lee’s finest moments 😕

That’s no nice chief!