Q. What made my van drop this low…

When this is its normal ride height:

Moai?

either its **** or there is something large in there.

New bricks for that driveway…? 😉

Barry White?

Ghetto lowering job, trying to look cool but failed.

Mechanical fault? It is a FIAT after all.

oh yeah should have noticed the fiat badge, to be honest your lucky you didn't die in a ball of flames.

Mother in law?

Ton?

A solid gold shed?

Treadmill.

New downhill bike?

You have a Kona or a Norco?

I spy with my little eye something beginning with s.

Sand? – bag missing in lowered photo, when present in raised photo behind back of van

A mattress and a fat bird?

Too many pies?

Your Momma!

gaffa-taped business rivals for patio foundations?

Shaka Khan, Alison Moyet and Buster Bloodvessel ?

photoshop

Another lead balloon?