Evening all, just wondered if anyone could shed any light on today’s movements. I’m normally a once a day, satisfying poo man and that’s fine but today I’ve had 5 already, all of the sit a while and read while you unload type. I’ve been hungry all day as a result but the last few days have been no different to normal. Just an odd day or should I eat more pies/less pies and drink more tea/less tea?

Cat AIDS ?

Pooist.

i woke up this morning at about 7 and had massive stomach cramps.

went for a piss in the bath as i didn’t want to turn the light on and went back to bed.

woke up a short while after and had to do a big poo. have been fine since then. don’t think i ate anything odd yesterday…. 😕

Looking at your username hopefully your now less so…

But where they work poohs where you get paid for them

Alpin, would sitting down on the throne to pee not be slightly better than using the bath?

I’d be worried if I had one a day – I’m normally a 3 a day man! 😆

Ewe, but I’m normally a 1 every 2 days kinda guy,

My digestion has been mighty bad since they changed the bottled water on the oil rig, I think the mineral content is too high. Regualar as clockwork at home

Ewe, but I’m normally a 1 every 2 days kinda guy

Dunno what a female sheep has got to do with owt, but you only shit every two days?? 😯

That’s not right, that. Unhealthy. You need to eat more roughage.

Once or twice a day minimum. Anything less is just wrong.

8:45am and 5:45pm here.
I set my watch by them.

6.45 every morning on the dot.

Don’t wake up till 7 mind 😳

S’not right though once every two days, is it?

Don’t wake up till 7 mind

When it cools down below body temperature?

My oh can go for 4 days without so much as a malteaser. Me daily hefty satisfying dumpage usually by 10am. She gets SO jealous!