Drove to the local out of town shopping shed centre today a mate wanted a new printer,so went into Politically Correct World,and looking at printers and i say to him this is the one ive got,idiot proof,from the other side of the display this chap glares at me and says, f**king straight,i think hes just trying to be helpful,smile and he walks off with his mate.
Get outside,and they are there waiting,he walks up to me and says who are you calling a idiot puff,say it to my face,he says.
I try to point out i had said idiot proof about the printer,as even i could use it,he says sorry,i must have mis heard,so i say just chill-out mate, have a mince pie,from the chap over there and a cup of coffee.
He then shouts i dont mince and im not an idiot puff, then walks off with his mate,strangely they both had man bags.
