No, not another euphamism for the act of self love.

I caught myself polishing an apple on my shirt before I ate it. This must be learnt behaviour but I’ve never thought to ask my mum why I do it.

Does anyone else do this? Why? Am I a lone weirdo? (I know the answer to the last one, but I meant specifically with regard to apples)

Sometimes I do it. Never known anyone else do it that I hung around. Quite like polishing off the waxy surface you get on them normally.

Polishing your apples = fine

Getting your mum to polish your apples = wrong

i do it, i think because it makes the SHINEY and shiney things are good.

cant say im bothered about the wax coating.

perhaps its something that feels “right”
like, errrr…..
pobbing bubble wrap?

I wonder if the Polish polish apples. 😆

polishing your mum’s apples = illegal

My mum doesn’t have any apples. Maybe you should ask yours for a little chat?

Maybe the Polish have a polish to polish their apples with?

I don’t polish apples, but having worked in a Tesco produce department, i always wash them.

Would it be a Polish polish?

Polish polish to polish Polish Apples?

to do list…

Polish polishers polish polish apples with polish polishers polish.

And I agree with CaptJon, i’ve seen plenty of people sneeze over the produce.

Polish off some Polish apples today…….before your mum comes………

IGMC

Someone needs to draw in some nuts under the intersection on that sign… ‘twould be hilarious 😀

Polish polishers polish polish apples with polish polishers polish.

🙂

Polish polishers polish polish apples with polish polishers polish.

heh reminded me of this which almost made my head asplode
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Me! I always do that little polishing thing on me jumper before eating the apple, did it today with an apple from tescos cos I was a bit peckish in town. (now wished I had washed it!)

was crying with laughter until i realised this was another one of those homophonic threads 🙄