Philadelphia police hunt a cheese pervert

It’s a funny old world isn’t it? I love cheese but only for eating 😯

puts down cheese sandwich pronto 😯

Philadelphia is quite appropriate as a location.

“Melton Mowbray Man Rubs himself with Pork Pies”

I want to know what short circuits in your brain where whacking off with Kraft slices seems like a good idea. Lifes rich tapestry 😆

Meanwhile. In Scotland:

http://news.stv.tv/tayside/259407-andrew-davidson-tried-to-have-sex-with-drinks-trolley-on-board-train/

wwaswas – Member

Philadelphia is quite appropriate as a location.

“Melton Mowbray Man Rubs himself with Pork Pies”

Man from Turkey……….

and the bloke from Frankfurt should have a word with himself…

Man from Wales…

Swiss Cheese? That is so wrong…

a lovely Camembert on the other hand……

on the other hand…..

So it feels like someone else?

hmmmmmmm

I wonder if there is anyone in Madras brave enough to try this?

The man clearly has emmental health problems.
Gouda him for setting up a profile describing his fetish. Much feta if he had kept it private though.

Bigyinn, if you’re going to go down the punning route, best do it caerphilly.

Very good Bigyinn. I’d brie pretty pleased with myself if I came up with puns like that.

Too right Flashy.

Bad punning has ruined many a gouda thread.

Knob cheese shirley ?

Bigyinn, if you’re going to go down the punning route, best do it caerphilly.

that was a bit desperate, but still funny in it own special whey.

He looks the sort to be trying to track down large, hirsute gay men.

You can imagine him sneaking about going “come on, bear”.

Do you think he has a small horse hiding in the back of his car?

I think he is crackers.

This all reminds me of a man who painted his wife twice in cheese…

…Double Gloucester.

Marscapone CFH?

You lot certainly know your Kraft