Who can write the best poet to help promote the Big Bike Bash?

Winning entry will appear on the website.

Prize for the winner can be collected at the event.

Like the falling seeds of the plane tree
The Big Bike Bash
spikes in your eyes and throat
Making you cough
When is it again?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This isn’t really a poem
Just a blatant attempt to advertise a bike event without paying for any advertising space.

Hmm, that does scan rather well, I think.
😉

So farewell then WCA
Banned again for blatant event promotion.
Big Bike Bash, that was one of his.
Don’t think he’ll like mlehworld
As he seems quite bright.

RJ Spanner, aged 39 and eleven twelfths.

if any one topic’s illicit
then those on its threads are complicit
in helping to plug
the event of a mug
whose contempt for the rules is explicit.

They said the internet was made of porn
With frisky college girls and mature women bored at home
Spurting spouting pouting grouting
Sheep horses monkeys and shellfish
Frottage and bondage and nylon pantyhose
Strangulation and thin children in the cellar
Wibbling, bouncing grinding and howling
Frontwards backwards sideways and with a big black spikey one
In frilly knickers and leather basques
Broken down washing machines, secretaries and staged kidnap plots
Barely legal dirty grannies with no teeth
Bonking stonking fisting blistering
All shaven and oily with lots of tattoos

We know now they were wrong

The internet mostly advertises the Big Bike Bash
At least until there is another Hit The North

😯

You think this is advertising, not a simple poetry competition. You cynics!

Keep up the poems, they are quite good but I might struggle to get BigDummys latest entry on the website*.

*It mentions HTN and I don’t think people should use other peoples websites for free advertising.

The Big Bike Bash
It won’t be gash
They’re going to put food on
like bangers and mash
So get on your bike
Doesn’t have to be big
They’re going to put food on
don’t eat like a pig
Promoted by our man WCA
and if you don’t go
then u r xc jey

What tyres would be best for the Big Bike Bash, incidentally?

BigDummy – round ones 😉

CinamonGirl is planning a preview ride at some point. It is basically fast singletrack through trees.

Big Bike Bash is the event of the year
So get down to the New Forest ya hear
August 22 is the day
Roadie-scum stay away

Anon

Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid 40 quid, and I hardly started.
The electric bike, was my best event,
Well, it was until I found the beer tent.

*Apologies

I wandered lonely as a biker,
Having just been pushed off by a hiker
Oi you – ‘orf my land’ and then a crash
Certainly won’t happen at the Big Bike Bash
Go along you might just like her.

spectate
partake
or just eat cake.

actually a better last line is..

‘or just scoff cake’

there was a young *cough* man from Hampshire
whose bike even has a few fans here
in the interests of clarity
I’ve heard its for CHARITY
so let’s have no more talk of bans here.

btw, is there much interest in the kiddy trailer TT? I am trying to borrow a lighter child than my 3/5 year olds.

Trailer challenge is definitely on.

Thanks for reminding people this is a charity event and I am getting nothing out of it other than a warm glow of satisfaction.

The BBB Haiku

So – The Big Bike Bash.
A sort of cycling Woodstock?
Or bike nerds in tents?

Deep man

ahhh t’otherjonv you missed including a seasonal reference in the Haiku 😯

Perhaps the first line should read
Summer’s Big Bike Bash…

Standing in a field
Enjoy the bikes, bands and beers
Love the Big Bike Bash

DaRC_L

Is that a rule? I didn’t know thta – I thought the only rule apart from the construction was that it should contain an incontrovertible truth? (I think that’s covered by the nerds in tents bit)

Summer in a field
Enjoy the bikes, bands and beers
Love the Big Bike Bash

Whilst we are not mentioning BBB, how is it going WCA ? Is a website update due ? Anymore band names released ? My kids are looking forward to it ( as am I )

Muke – I will be sending out an update email soon to all ticket holders. For some reason since being made redundant I don’t have the time to do stuff. Weird.

Also we are now relying on ticket sales to pay for deposits and stuff rather that me just bank rolling the whole thing and getting the money back afterwards. So, if you can encourage anyone who is planning on coming to buy their tickets now I would appreciate it.