I've just remembered a very funny incident, in this vein, that happened about eight years ago. This is completely true and Harry the Spider will vouch for it as he was there too.
Anyway a (very unpopular) member of staff left work at about 10:30am. He drove alongside the building at about 20 mph, heading towards reception and the red/white striped security barrier. Instead of slowing to a stop and insert his barrier key to raise it, he barrelled straight through it, taking out the barrier and his windscreen. Now this in itself was enough to induce a tsunami of mirth and giggles. As I said this guy was a complete dick. But what almost killed us was when we found that he'd left work at 10:30 to attend…………………..an optician appointment! 😆 Phwip – I'm almost crying now – ho ho ho.