Snow White and the 7 dwarves go the Vatican, they stand in the main square listening to the Pope give mass, when all of a sudden Dopey pipes up and shouts:
“Excuse me your holiness, can you answer me a question? Are there any midget nuns in the Vatican?”
To which the Pope, slightly surprised, says “no my son, there is not”.
The Pope continues giving mass and blessing the thousands, and all of a sudden Dopey shouts again.
“Your Popeliness, are there any midget nuns in the whole of Europe?”
Again slightly taken aback, the Pope replies “no my son, as far as I am aware there are no midget nuns in Europe”
The Pope goes back to his sermon, and after another 10 minutes am agitated Dopey shouts again “Your Holiness, are there any midget nuns in the whole world”??
The Pope by this time is getting hacked off and shouts back at him “NO, I do not know of any midget nuns anywhere!”
To which the other dwarves turn to Dopey and say “We told you, you shagged a penguin!”