Multiple choice:
What are Motorway sliproads/ramps for?

A)Throwing out your litter –Keep our Motorways tidy!!
B)Pulling over on – I need a cup of tea and scone this instant, it’s been a whole 5minutes.
C)Accelerating/decelerating to speed –Yeah baby!
D)Taking a wizz on –who needs I toilet when I have the verge?
E)What’s a sliproad/ramp? –La la la do do do
F)Reversing on- OOops! Wrong way….Silly me.
G)Stopping on- OMG! WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS? WHY ARE THEY COMING SO FAST?!?!

Hints:
The answer cannot be found in your Prime Minister’s name. –Well actually it is in his Middle name…
In scrabble you can spell the answer 3 different ways, but it doesn’t mean the same thing, it only says the same thing.
Trash/rubbish should go in the bin.
Stop being so silly.
….Those are cars/trucks speed the F-up!
You don’t need tea every 5 minutes –trust me.
Answer= 100

All of the above

C – use them to test your 0-60 times on.

wibble wibble zer BLLOOOTAH TA zing dee peep..!! would seeeeeem like an appropriate response…

Like your thinking Carbon 😉

I toilet

Is this something new from Steve Jobs ?.

Crocodile.

Or possibly, Tuesday…

C – use them to test your 0-60 times on.

0-60 times were originally a measure of how fast a car would accelerate up to speed along the sliproads of thsoe new-fangled motorways….. 🙂

Gillian Taylforth uses them for pulling off on.

banana custard?

yeah, i'm going for banana custard, its the only logical answer to such a question

Surely its to give underage kids something to get mashed under?

Starting to see the problem here …

42

I thought they were for entering/exiting a motorway?

The answer is William Donald?