How much does a commissioned drama/comedy play bring the writer? On average? Someone out there must know…..

Depends what audience you are going for, You may end up getting felt up inappropriately by an elderly lady in an alleyway behind a disused bingo hall? don’t say I didn’t warn you.

That’s the attraction Nutt. Where do I sign?

I’m asking for a writery friend who has written something ideal for R4

Identify the producer of the hour at R4, add them on farcebook; in the add include a message mentioning the play with a notable scene included, ask if they could help get it on the air?