Just back from pizza hut. It appears that cucumber now diced removing the possibility of increasing the capacity of the bowl. Had to think on my feet a bit but the next best option looks like constructing some form of dam around the circumference using croutons and couscous as mortar. Or go back twice. Any other methods used?

Do a 'Partridge' – take your own plate

Why would you ruin a meal (Pizza Hut/meal??) by putting cu-fu**ing cumber on it?
I think it's the only edible thing I actually detest. 😉

I think he only uses it to increase the effective capacity of the salad bowl. Nobody actually eats cucumber.

Exactly jon

I bought a cucumber approx 30 mins ago 🙂 (for eating)

How about lettuce leaves?

Too flimsy…..especially with dressing on.

My local hut has tortilla chips that work prettyl well

I hate cucumber its a silly vegetable that tastes funny, the trick is to get the layers right when arranging your pizza hut salad bowl, mayo helps to stick the lettuce down so its the more weighty things at the bottom, it is a kind of art form and takes some nerve to see how high you can pile it.

Good shout….chips….mmmmm

Pikey or what…. wink

Breadstick barracade?

BTW, my 'All you can eat' record stands at 12 slices.

I was a bit poorly afterwards, all over Deansgate. 😥