Um?
Shower now and lots of coffee
Drink water whenever you wake up.
anything else?

For a friend, not me

No coffee before bed. Water and paracetomol now, shower breakfast and coffe in the morning

Throw in some food, but yea, save the coffee for the morning, oh, and remember about the presentation a little earlier in future 🙂

He's OK, it's only 12.05

Honest, it is not me. He is currently throwing up over the balcony

water now
water on waking
shower & a big fry-up in the morn, back on the drink after the meeting 8)

user-removed – Check our time zones, we are not there

Water and ibuprofen now. Caffeine, paracetamol and mints in the morning

have a beer in the morning

Water lead to him throwing up.

I can only offer beer, wine or toothpaste.

Problem solved then….stay up and keep drinking!
Brush your teeth before the presentation

berroca is all i have to offer!

Phone in sick. Hire a row-boat. Go fishing with a six pack and kill hangover. Job's a goodun. Oh yeah, come home and clean vomit from downstair neighbour's windows.

he'll be fine.. the aids test week after will be a bigger worry.

Well here goes, he is standing up at least

Food and caffeine now then, I assume the presentation isn't important then 😯

If he's puked, I'd imagine he'll feel fine. I never have any kind of a hangover after vomming.

hard drugs and liqour for breakfast… turn up to work in drag.. job done

how did it go…sounds like it may have been fun 🙂

Has he remembered his pants?

How can people do this before work? Why would you even entertain it? I did it ONCE in my early 20s. I got sent home as I arrived at work the next day obviously still pissed, and lost a day's pay.

Never even been close to doing it again….. How old is this guy? If he's any more than about 23 I'd make sure he was still alive, chuck him in bed and let him suffer on his own…..

I bet you smell nice to the presentee's!

This may help.

Even before seeing the original posters name, I knew who started this thread.

How can people do this before work? Why would you even entertain it? I did it ONCE in my early 20s. I got sent home as I arrived at work the next day obviously still pissed, and lost a day's pay.

Welcome to the world of high value sales, international travel, entertainment allowances and 6 figure paypackets.
PP, obviously only doing it the once has held you back in terms of career development.

How can people do this before work? Why would you even entertain it? I did it ONCE in my early 20s. I got sent home as I arrived at work the next day obviously still pissed, and lost a day's pay.

Learning to pretend to work effectively/blag your way through presentations/chair meetings etc with a stinking hangover is an essential business skill that anyone over 30 should have.

Learning to pretend to work effectively/blag your way through presentations/chair meetings etc with a stinking hangover is an essential business skill that anyone over 30 should have.

Unless you are a Doctor/teacher/paramedic/dentist/crane driver/

I agree with PP, getting wrecked is something you (should) grow out of.
Unless you subscribe to the pisshead culture of this country and think its a good thing. Personally, the most pathetic conversation I hear at work begins "Ooh, I was so paraletic last night…"
But hey ho, each to their own an all that.

Duckman; doctors just phone in complaining of 'DnV'…

There's a Fountains of Wayne song about this kind of thing 🙂

Sounds like his problems are greater than a presentation.

Unless he is early 20's then I guess we've all done it before!?

Don't people in jobs like this have a predisposition to getting legless?

Blaggers like this are why the country's industry is in such a mess.

Sympathy from me: Zero!

Whats dnV? And can teachers fake it?

Welcome to the world of high value sales, international travel, entertainment allowances and 6 figure paypackets being a ****.

Blaggers like this are why the country's industry is in such a mess.

Eh?

t®ibal©hief – Member

Welcome to the world of high value sales, international travel, entertainment allowances and 6 figure paypackets being a ****.

is your answer molgrips!

PS, how did you strike through the text to make it so real tribal?

Get professional ? Just a thought.

If you can 'do' your job wrecked or hungover then it's a job not worth doing 🙄

Do it once a week every week, he'll eventually harden to it.

is your answer molgrips!

You make it sound like only British people are ****.. and it's some kind of new thing that's causing a modern malaise.

**** are a fact of life wherever and whenever you go!

going back the OP, obviously the presentation isn't important, no business is to be gained by doing it well, the clients perception of the company via the piss-head is unimportant, no one else has put any effort into the project otherwise someone would have stopped the ****t getting so wasted and the guy will be a hero for winging it and 'we didn't get the contract, but never mind, we had fun, yee-haa ……' 😯