i said and hoped i wouldnt but i did. cheers all. 8)

Can’t get served – too busy.

At least you’re not so pissed you can’t type!
Safe home.

You didn’t plan to?

Which is a bit different from “did you plan not to”?

Didn’t plan to piss himself – I never do, either.

no plans
home with tea and toast

home with tea and toast

Toast? TOAST??

Too drunk to raise a capital letter? Lol 🙂

Which is a bit different from “did you plan not to”?

Not for the dyslexic

What about the dyslexics?

Try again.

Cheers!

dylexics – preventive text…….

Toast. Cheese. Worcester sauce.

Is teh awesumz.

Make sure the washing up is arranged so it can be washed up easily in the morning. Whether machine or by hand. Wins points.

Banana toast flavoured beer is this intentional?

Anyways **** u all errr merry shitmus.

Merry Christmas! 😀