****** up

Been going through some old pics and found this beauty. Foot popped out of the cleat while cranking in (more speed = less death technique)

So turning over a new leaf in the new year lets all laugh at ourselves.

Paddlesports is great for this…

[url=https://flic.kr/p/8s4sPb]Etive[/url] by matt_outandabout, on Flickr
[url=https://flic.kr/p/7P492B]P1020454[/url] by matt_outandabout, on Flickr

matt, has anyone said you look like Chris Akrigg in that photo?

Yep

Looks more like Rebecca Adlington in the first one.

That’ll be the redundant Kona jump on Mabie dark side mikewsmith

Lol, I survived the second one with two rolls and no swim…
Second pic is one of my old apprentices, first or second time on a river iirc.

I thought Mabie ’til I saw the tree in the background?

Not me, but I took these a good few years ago

[url=https://flic.kr/p/otHqn]Derek![/url] by ritcheyp20, on Flickr

[url=https://flic.kr/p/5H1GYX]DSCF7286[/url] by ritcheyp20, on Flickr

And one of me, but I some how manage to hold it 😆

Jackendo by iansh, on Flickr

100_0191 by matt_outandabout, on Flickr

C2C2006032 by matt_outandabout, on Flickr

This is me completely stuck halfway through a rock feature with a decent size drop off to the right- the Steps Of Doom. Had my left hand and foot wedged against the rock face and every time I moved it felt like I was going to die 😆 I think Iona thought she was going to have to hire a crane

Oh and this isn’t me, it’s some random French dude that ChrisL snapped at Tignes… but it’s perfect

READY

AIM

FIRE

pffft, you people know nothing about fail:

PURPLE bar ends – check

SCARY FAST ROCKET POWER GLOVES ! – check

(might even be a psycho tyre)- check

“I know, I’ll just go left off that drop, straight across the off-camber landing to where my mate is with the camera”

[url=https://flic.kr/p/db2pYw]BEST-1990_IMG[/url] by scaredypants, on Flickr

(It’s lucky there’s a bike frame in the way – I suspect there’s a bit of an Alan Partridge moment going on with the shorts 😯

These aren’t me-

Northwind – Member
Oh and this isn’t me, it’s some random French dude that ChrisL snapped at Tignes… but it’s perfect

Those pictures show perfectly why “getting your ass off the back” is not the way to do drops!

This is also not me, bailing out, halfway across a river on Exmoor!

Amazingly, he made it with dry feet. Right up to the moment he had to wade back out into the river to rescue his submerged bike…… 😉

i can’t link to this flickr video

P20 – is your first pic below skiddaw house? I snapped my beloved Orange Clockwork there decades ago.

Hospital immediately after this…

Was looking ok to start….

[url=https://flic.kr/p/pMiLjX]Before it all went wrong[/url] by windydave13, on Flickr

Then it was a classic OTB moment

[url=https://flic.kr/p/qJ5ENz]Oops. More skill less speed required[/url] by windydave13, on Flickr

Boxelder, yes it is

This was in the local paper back in 97, from a downhill race.

What can we spot apart from my pony tail

Bar ends?

The first one was mabie