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  • Personality types that make you want to tear you hair out…
  • TheSouthernYeti
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    Those that have been on a little journey of self discovery and then preach their new wisdom to you.

    WTF is ‘self-discovery’ anyway? Onanism?

    AndyP
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    *with* prostate massage.

    camo16
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    Onanism is only classified as self-discovery if you’re thinking about yourself for all 20 seconds… I’m told.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    20 seconds

    That includes undoing your trousers, right?

    camo16
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    Yup, and wipe-age. 😳

    arrpee
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    Those with an inflated sense of entitlement.

    And:

    Not strictly speaking a personality type, but somewhat related to the OP’s gripe: anyone with a faint whiff of crystals about them.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Haha… I was going to add something about ‘crystals’ and reiki massage.

    molgrips
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    Exercise freaks.

    Oh.. wait…

    arrpee
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    Yes, essentially anyone whose belief system is based upon subscribing to anything which makes them feel good about themselves.

    Y’know, says things like “Everything happens for a reason”.

    *SLAP*

    binners
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    People who will talk about doing something. Endlessly. In every tiny minute detail. Instead of actually doing anything! JUST GET ON WITH IT FFS!!!!

    TheSouthernYeti
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    4Cough Molly! I’ve cut back to one session a day and have started smoking instead.

    climbingkev
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    Most likely all those about to appear on tonight’s apprentice.

    Self discovery types, as above. Especially when all they really discovered was the ability to smash daddy’s credit card, whilst travelling the globe to “find themselves”.

    iDave
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    people

    uselesshippy
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    God squad.
    Or the ones that insist on telling me about it anway.
    I really don’t care…

    Harry_the_Spider
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    People who have to contribute to every conversation in the office even if they have nothing to say.

    aracer
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    People who complain that other people aren’t answering their questions (or that the answers aren’t meaningful) because they don’t like the answer they’ve been given…

    jfletch
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    Wet, pathetic, overly passive and easily offended people – Grow a pair.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Most people that have recently discovered themselves are a little wet and pathetic. Just ******* get on with it you introspective *****.

    Maybe iDave is right.

    emsz
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    LoLing, mate of sara’s is well into all that dream interpretation and cystal stuff. It’s quite interesting but she is a little bit intense, bless

    D0NK
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    People who will talk about doing something. Endlessly. In every tiny minute detail. Instead of actually doing anything! JUST GET ON WITH IT FFS!!!!

    does this include people talking about football/rugby/cricket/insert armchair sport who’ve never been near a pitch since they were 12? STW*?

    *I know some freaks on here occasionally ride but there’s not many of them.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    It’s quite interesting

    Careful emsz… she’ll turn you! Please say you haven’t starting buying purple stuff.

    loum
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    surprised nobody’s mentioned

    ‘middle class whiney cockbags.’

    crispedwheel
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    attention seekers

    project
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    anyone who believes a man in a funy hat is right on everything everytime.

    Oh and theres a whole programe about annoying personality types tonight, BBC1 21.00.
    Its called THE APPRENTICE.

    emsz
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    Yeti, you’d like her, she dresses like a slut most of the time, leopard print skirts, 5 inch FM heels. 😆

    GlitterGary
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    Roadies. It’s a disability I suppose, and not a personality type though.

    philconsequence
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    TandemJeremy
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    People who won’t answer questions but keep insisting they have 🙂

    bobfromkansas
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    People who can’t accept that they are wrong. 😀

    binners
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    Emsz – is she….

    bobfromkansas
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    Would. 😳

    plumber
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    Women

    hilldodger
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    people who confuse dogged repetition with intelligent discussion 😉

    Mattie_H
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    Compulsive attention seekers.

    MSP
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    hilldodger – Member

    people who confuse dogged repetition with intelligent discussion

    So you keep saying!

    tazzymtb
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    any sort of evangelical zealot of any persuasion. Doesn’t matter if it’s about politics, god, exercise, diet, one particular riding style etc..

    ecobuffoons who insist that we are “killing the planet”. we’re not, the planet couldn’t give a flying toss. the most we’ll do is make it un-inhabitable for humans and die off as a species, which isn’t a bad thing. There have been far bigger climatic changes than we could ever contribute to, and there will be again well after we’ve all left

    oh and those who seek constant approval

    In fact I’ll just got with a simple ” I hate everyone” it’s much easier and closer to the truth 😀

    People who incessantly talk about themselves, or some other crap that they think you want to hear, then when you attempt some input they are clearly not interested/listening and butt in again at the earliest opportunity. I find these people are usually full of shit to boot.

    yunki
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    I can’t stand pillocks or wallies

    singletrackmind
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    People who ‘gush’ or are massively over enthusiastic . The ones who ask a string of four or five questions in a row, without waiting for you to answer the first one .
    “Hi there! How are you? , Did you have a good day ?, Where did you end up going?, What time did you get back?.”
    Any reply is then met with a set of superlatives like ” wow , how fabulous” , ” that sounds amazing”
    I only went for a massive poo.

    Hohum
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    Big-headed, arrogant, bigoted attention seekers.

    I would have thought that some “self-discovery” actually comes from having overcoming adversity/illness, so is not all bad.

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