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  • People Skills.
  • SurroundedByZulus
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    Today I was told that mine are exceptionally good.

    Just thought I’d share that with you.

    andy7t2
    Free Member

    which skills brown nosing, tea making, general dogs body

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    😯

    SurroundedByZulus
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    andy7t2 – i have never brown nosed and do not intend to ever start, i make crap tea and dont do very well as a dogs body (too tall)

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    You could at least have used deodorant, though.

    Junkyard
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    you have worn them all out by the time you get here then
    What happens when you go to a zoo then 😯 and 😀

    deadlydarcy
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    Just goes to show what bullshit people spout sometimes. From your various personae here, I’d struggle to believe you have good “people” skills…you’re the least modest STW regular.

    Why did you feel the need to share this latest titbit of SmeeLife?

    SurroundedByZulus
    Free Member

    DD- because I thought it may amuse some of you.

    Also, there is nothing less appealing to me than false modesty.

    deadlydarcy
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    DD- because I thought it may amuse some of you.

    I think it’s **** hilarious.

    Also, there is nothing less appealing to me than false modesty.

    Realy? Nothing at all? I think lack of modesty (to your extent) is slightly sociopathic – but there are far worse qualities out there.

    donsimon
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    I guess it all depends who said it.

    crikey
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    Given that you’ve been a Driving Instructor and are now working within a hospital setting I should jolly well hope so!

    I wasn’t keen on the previous incarnations, but your banjo playing is still without compare.

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    god you lot are grumpy tonight

    grantway
    Free Member

    Im Bored

    jedi
    Full Member

    who the **** told you that 😉

    aka_Gilo
    Free Member

    Work night out last Friday which degenerated into a 9 hour session. Spent about an hour at the bar being told by one of the junior members of my team (which I took over 6 weeks ago) that I am the best manager ever.

    Drunken bollox but it massaged the ego somewhat 🙂

    CharlieMungus
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    My boss told that I had the best ego defence mechanisms he had ever seen!

    I took that as a massive compliment

    emma82
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    Are we talking skills or skillz? I believe there is a difference. Charlie – massive 😆 your boss sounds ace.

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    I haz skilz dem.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    My boss told me I’d worked really hard over the last 6 months.

    emma82
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    Another massive 😆 at Yeti. Your boss is clearly an idiot, you spend all day on here!

    Elfin – are they chopper skillz? I see some evil loser has started a crappy RC thread 👿 my people skills are pretty poor when it comes to them.

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Emma, love, you just need to relax, and embrace the joy that hekilopters can bring you…

    What if it grew arms and legs and a head and ran off though, eh? 😉

    TheSouthernYeti
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    How very dare you! It’s called efficiency and multi-tasking. I exceeded all my objectives!

    Sammie-Louise x

    emma82
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    Call me love again boyo and I’ll shove a helicopter where the sun don’t shine elfin 😈
    Anyway, I am embracing it, I’m going to a model air show in June in Shropshire joy behold 😕

    How many targets does one get then Yeti? Do you work in IT by any chance?

    TheSouthernYeti
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    No I do not! You nasty, nasty lady!

    Elfinsafety
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    Call me love again boyo

    Sorry darlin. 😳

    Sweetheart?

    Sugar?

    Honey?

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Elfin… is there really any need for this misogyny?

    Some of us work really hard to make this place welcoming for all comers whilst you seem set on it being a bigoted middle class old boys club. 🙄

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    I’m so sorry. 😳

    (Hangs head in shame. Goes to stand in the corner to have a think about what he’s done)

    CharlieMungus
    Free Member

    have a think about what he’s done

    BAN HIM!!!!

    esselgruntfuttock
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    Judging by the responses reciprocating from the OP, none of you have even reasonable ‘people skills’
    I, on the other hand, have excellent skeople pills cos I is a prison ossifer & has to have them for my job, innit?
    & if you don’t agree, you is placed on report. (thats nicked if you gets me drift)

    Hic!

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Charlie – When they make me a moderator…

    CharlieMungus
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    How could the make you moderator?? You’re the most moderate person on here!

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I can be more, I can be much more modeartorer.

    Hohum
    Free Member

    Mine are fab with those I can be bothered with.

    collinstiffee
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    what is this peoples?

    emma82
    Free Member

    (Hangs head in shame. Goes to stand in the corner to have a think about what he’s done

    Still there? You can come out now you sexist pig 😛

    philconsequence
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    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    You can come out now you sexist pig

    Here I am! 😀

    I dunno about ‘Sexist Pig’. That’s a bit much.

    Sexist Piglet?

    Here I am with my bitch:

    Hairychested
    Free Member

    molgrips
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    My boss told me I’d worked really hard over the last 6 months

    Lolz.. worked really hard on getting your posts-per-day stats up on STW.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Actually I delivered my project 6 weeks early 😛

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