FFS!!!! It gets worse by the ****ing day. What the **** is it with the average pedestrian/docile heffer in the city centre. Here's the ****ing news, you myopic ****s!!! The strip painted green down the side of the road isn't an extension of the ****ing Pavement. The clue to what it is, is in the symbols painted every 10 ****ing yards down its entire length.If you glance through the Highway code, or maybe at the blue signs around you, you'll notice its referred to as 'cycle path'. Can you imagine what vehicles use it? Go on - try? Maybe chew some grass to aid your ****ing dim-witted thought process. Do you know what one looks like? You ****!!
Perhaps if you unclamped your ****ing mobile from the side of your balloon-like empty ****ing head, you'd be able to register something smaller than a ****ing double-decker in your peripheral vision, before you casually trot off the kerb directly into my ****ing path. Then looking at me as i slam the ****ing anchors on, with an affronted look! As if I've somehow dared to invade your ****ing personal space.
Luckily, the herd mentality of the ****ing brain-dead dullards around you ensure you're not on your ****ing own. They all follow each other into the ****ing road like lemmings. Meaning I'm faced with a veritable slalom course.
THE NEXT ****ING PERSON WHO DOES THIS IS GETTING ****ING MOWN DOWN ON GENERAL ****ING PRINCIPLE