Words very nearly fail me.

Cluck

He’s even painted the tyres 😯

Even managed to get spray on the saddle and gears!

Jeepers!

He’s sprayed everything including cables, bolts and the like.

That’s going to look lovely when it starts flaking off!

I can’t work out if any of it was masked!?
The close-up of the rim makes it look like some effort was put in though:

And the inner ring. Double ring set up with no front mech!

NO PAYPAL STRICTLY CASH OR BANK TO BANK TRANSFER

Someone doesn’t want any come-back do they!

Dented frame filled and painted anyone?

Ebay doesnt allow no paypal so its gonna get pulled sooner or later. I wonder if it has a frame no..

Nicked surely

It’s been up for a few weeks. It’s a bloody mess.
This is the sort of thing I did to my matchbox cars when I was 7

Just me or is the chain way too short?

So he’s fitted a 42t ring and used the chain that was on the 30 whatever it was.

I’m appreciative of the fact that he put up a picture pre-rattle-can so you can see how nice it used to be

This is the sort of thing I did to my matchbox cars when I was 7

Only people like us used Testor modelling paints. Didn’t we? 🙂

reminds me of one of rocket jr’s associates who sprayed his bmx. The bits of wheel & tyre hidden by the fork/frame didn’t get painted 🙂

I can’t work out if any of it was masked!?

I would guess at ‘no’

This is the sort of thing I did to my matchbox cars when I was 7
Only people like us used Testor modelling paints. Didn’t we?

Yep but if I was doing a “proper” job, it also got a primer /base coat of tip-ex 🙂

reminds me of one of rocket jr’s associates who sprayed his bmx.

Used be to standard practice around here. Everyone riding expensive, American, custom BMX’s with rattle can paintjobs. The nastier looking the better. Doesn’t effect performance but makes it look much less desirable to sticky fingered street urchins.