Right paint comedians, You might be happy to know that i’d managed to open up a channel of communication with the missing painter with the £600.
My tactic was to basically to love bomb him with praise for his artisan skills and talent, and would he possibly mind coming back to my flat and finishing the magnificent work that he already started.
This appears to have flattered him and yesterday he appeared apologising profusely and worked until 10pm and finished the job whilst I fed him twiglets.
Frankly I’m glad the nightmare is over and I won’t have to see his fat face again.
Have a lovely Saturday evening.