1. singletrackworld
A website populated by portly mid life crisis sufferers with delusions of gradeur, who think that riding around on an expensive push bike somehow makes up for their dull job in engineering or IT.Various cliques can be found on this website. The most amusing being the ones who pretend to like something purely so they can be on first name terms with a washed up ex bike journalist come budget bike company owner or some muppet who draws pictures of sheep and waffles on in a pretentious manner. The actual condiment is more entertaining.
"I'm an overwieght, stuffy, pompous engineer with a lack of personality is there anywhere I can go to have petty arguements with people just like me?"
"Of course there is, try singletrackworld"
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by chipps Oct 31, 20072. singletrackworld
An online home for middle aged, middle/upper class, predominantly English xc jey boy mincers whose idea of mountain biking consists of grinding around the country side in brightly coloured lycra on titanium singlespeed rigid ego chariots.
The typical singtrackworld member can usually be spotted in trail centre carparks standing beside their Audi, loudly boasting about the three foot drop they "nailed" with ease thanks to their new £5000 6inch all mountain bike, or how they "smoked some downhillers" whilst riding their rigid on-one wearing a blindfold on the black route.
Inwardly the average singletrackmember would love to posses more skills than the ability to negotiate a technical climb, in reality this means acquiring actual bike handling skills. To cover up their utter lack of ability on a bike they pour scorn on any style riding which isnt utterly boring.
"Hey john, where did you get that fancy new bike?" "Its actually not new at all, I bought it off some **** with more money than sense on singletrackworld. He clearly couldnt ride for toffee, just like the rest of those asshats"
mincers xc jey ti on one middle aged middel class trail centre
by spookyjim Feb 6, 2009 share this
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Outraged of Portly Middle England.
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Posted 2 years ago #
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Brilliant, that did make me laugh, not seen that before
Middle aged - yes
Middle class - yes
English - yes
XC jey boy - yes
Ride SS - yes
Dull job - yesIve finally found somewhere where I belong
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As above but also have an audi!
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Only one of the above,but still made me smile.
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Weighed myself this morning and I'm under the BMI of 25, so I guess I'm not portly.
Can't affort the Audi, so have the Passat instead.
My On-one is not SS or rigid.I guess that if the hat fits......
Assume that's Chipps of this parish.
(reaches for the R4 and Daily Mail complaints line)
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And the mag writers are even worse.....
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Against all o that! Builder, 13 stone of pure Derbyshire meat, ride full sus as fast as my ability and fitness let's me and take my bike in my van, wouldn't want to get my chav impreza dirty!
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by chipps Oct 31, 2007
ha ha ha ha ha
I've often wondered how one of the most mature and sensible MTB publications out there gets such a controversially ... erm .... active forum when the official forum of the kids' mtb jazzrag (MBUK ... OK, amongst others) has a much more mature one ... now I know
It's all Chipps' fault!
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it was funny the first time it was posted in circa 07, but gets more relevant everyday
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