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Out of the mouths of babes....
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Posted 1 year ago #
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Told this one recently on here but it's worth a second outing.
A colleague was colouring in a nativity scene for something in her class.
Another colleague says..."Why are you colouring baby Jesus' blanket blue? They wouldn't have had blue dye in 2000BC or whenever he was born"!!Posted 1 year ago # -
My little lad, when he was about 3, strode purposefully down the hall with his wet gloves announcing that he would put them on the drydiator.
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fivelittlefish - Member
Me to my 3 year old daughter:
Dad - "What have you been doing?"
Daughter - "Looting"
I don't know why but I'm absolutely pissing myself laughing at this one!
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I was working with bloke one day and mentioned the A69.
"Which A69 is that then"?
"Sorry"?
"Well there must be more than one A69"?
"Er no"
"Of course there is otherwise youd have A1000s and the like".
"Hmm".Posted 1 year ago # -
When my two were younger I convinced them that the short street lights on the A40 at the end of the RAF Northolt runway were baby ones that had just been planted and that they would grow to full size in a couple of years.
Also caught one with "Go up to the end of the garden and see if I'm there"
I hope they've forgiven me
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Convinced my GF that carol vorderman invented soduko, and that I had a 'fox racing' beanie because i liked to down the old fox racing (greyhound racing but with foxes) of an evening, "will you take me sometime" was her reply.
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similar to the traffic light post earlier in the thread..
we were on our way to my brother-in-laws place.. trundling down a country lane with our 4 year old neice in the back of the car when we got delayed by a couple of horse-riders ahead of us..
the missus turned to our niece and asked 'do you like horses?'
'they're ok' she replied.... 'but fu*king annoying!!'
obviously her mum and dad aren't too patient with horsey folk!
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