My eldest when she was 3 in a book shop buying a present for Mummy's birthday. She asks if she can carry it "Yes, but we have to pay the lady first"
She looks at the bull dyke behind the counter and says "That's not a lady, it's a man"
With a mixture of horror and a stifled giggle I have to correct her "It's not, it's a lady who has chosen to have short hair"
"Well she shouldn't because it makes her look like a man"
Paid cash and left as fast as I could.
Julie (then 27) watching the intro to tomorrow's world
"I think it amazing babies can breath under water"
A girl I worked with remarked about the old valve radio we had at the time and asked 'does it only play old music then?'
Big enough for a giraffebrilliant
We got called into school (son was 7). Apparently one of the teachers had heard him say the 'f' word. We had a chat about it and he said that robert was the one who had said it. Immediately the head teacher said 'oh no, robert would never say that' (roberts parents being big church goers and robert being the total blue eyed kid in the religious school).
"Why don't we get robert in then and ask him?", I suggest. (I already suspected he was a snide little sod, what with his parents being church goers and all.)
After some discussion in the office (his mum was there too as she worked in the canteen), robert and my son got into an argument about what happened and then robert blurted out to my son .....'just **** off'.
Long silence
"We'll see ourselves out then", I said. We laughed all the way home.
"yep! Big enough for a giraffe"
LOL!
Told this one recently on here but it's worth a second outing.
A colleague was colouring in a nativity scene for something in her class.
Another colleague says..."Why are you colouring baby Jesus' blanket blue? They wouldn't have had blue dye in 2000BC or whenever he was born"!!
My little lad, when he was about 3, strode purposefully down the hall with his wet gloves announcing that he would put them on the drydiator.
fivelittlefish - MemberMe to my 3 year old daughter:
Dad - "What have you been doing?"
Daughter - "Looting"
I don't know why but I'm absolutely pissing myself laughing at this one!
I was working with bloke one day and mentioned the A69.
"Which A69 is that then"?
"Sorry"?
"Well there must be more than one A69"?
"Er no"
"Of course there is otherwise youd have A1000s and the like".
"Hmm".
When my two were younger I convinced them that the short street lights on the A40 at the end of the RAF Northolt runway were baby ones that had just been planted and that they would grow to full size in a couple of years.
Also caught one with "Go up to the end of the garden and see if I'm there"
I hope they've forgiven me
Convinced my GF that carol vorderman invented soduko, and that I had a 'fox racing' beanie because i liked to down the old fox racing (greyhound racing but with foxes) of an evening, "will you take me sometime" was her reply.
similar to the traffic light post earlier in the thread..
we were on our way to my brother-in-laws place.. trundling down a country lane with our 4 year old neice in the back of the car when we got delayed by a couple of horse-riders ahead of us..
the missus turned to our niece and asked 'do you like horses?'
'they're ok' she replied.... 'but fu*king annoying!!'
obviously her mum and dad aren't too patient with horsey folk!
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