There was a young man from Bengal
Who went to a fancy dress ball,
He thought he would risk it,
and went as a biscuit,
And a dog ate him up in the hall.
Or
A man stood on a bridge on night,
his legs were all a' quiver,
He gave a cough,
his leg fell off,
and floated down the river.
was so long he could suck it
i would huck it

