in our house we buy the 4 rolls for 40p own brand stuff which is…..erm 100% recycled (hopefully not from old bog roll!), absorbant and doesnt feel like grease proof paper. I'm always amazed that folks will pay so much for a fraction of a gram of aloe vera to immediately throw it away.

you guys employ the same guy to wipe yer rse 😯

and……

used to use newspaper as a student if we ran out of bog roll (which was incidently stolen from halls where it was free (t)issue.

dear, oh dear, peasants! Have you no room for a bidet in your hovels?

I was surprised but the 'value' stuff meets all my bottom wiping requirements (no finger breaking through accidents).

My mother, buys the most expensive, ultra velvety soft, quilted lavatory tissue ever to adorn her W.C.

We on the other hand have the cheap re-cyled, own brand stuff.

Same jobby (see what I did there) for both.

At work we have vanilla scented shit-roll. Not really sure why.

king – as a student we were known to have comedy large rolls acquired from uni as it was "inluded in the tuition fees" 😆

Jacko's gloves

Middle of the range. If it's shiny, it's too cheap.

If it's shiny, it's too cheap.

Wouldn't that indicate a problem with your diet?

Too much risk of 'breaching the hull' with the cheap stuff. Anyway, were from the posh end of Barnsley, I often use a swan or an ermine to wipe me arse on.

posh end of Barnsley

😆

Tesco value for me. I am after all just wiping shit with it.

Proper stuff:

Although I have had to use my hand and water many times as well.

as a student i discovered that 24 rolls of toilet paper from lidl for around £2 lasted about the same amount of time as 8 rolls of middle quality from tesco… for around £2.20, the Tesco stuff felt alot nicer too!

You wipe your own back sides?

I'm surprised some people on here need to take a dump. There's normally so much sh1t being spouted that I thought it would have been enough to completely evacuate the body by that method alone.

We use the fancy stuff. What's wrong with a little luxury?

Wet bum wipes here. One to wipe, one to polish, job done.

The way my digestive system has been working for the last year or so, i could probably have gone without any. Blemish free!

The misses likes a bit of aloe vera though so thats what we get.

cheap stuff, more money for bikes n bike bits.

The misses likes a bit of aloe vera though so thats what we get.

She must be hard as nails if she wipes with that leaf.

Life is too short to use cheap toilet roll! Fact.

I was dubious to begin with but when buying my own (as a student) I use sainsbury's basics!

Won't use the equivalent tissues ( when I have a cold though, (or the basics meat come to think of it…), just their regular own brand stuff – I have standards! 😉

Life is too short to use cheap toilet roll! Fact.

+1 you can't scrimp on loo roll

I like that idea quirrel just going to run that pass the misses!

Lidl own brand 10 rolls for £2 here…

Used to insist on half decent bog roll, most cheap stuff just breaks on contact with one's arse normally! The Lidl cheap stuff is significantly better than other brands I've tried, and 10 rolls lasts plenty long enough. It's not the softest, but I'm more worried about getting a stinky finger, and it does a good job of making sure that doesn't happen!