Going to a party tomorrow and the theme is “The Oscars”.

Dont have a tuxedo, so other then wearing my black suit and tie, what are my options?

Thought about hiring a gold jump suit, spraying my face gold and actually going as the award itself, but not sure I can pull it off in a day.

Any ideas?

go as a winner, in the role they played

didn’t sly win as rocky?

EDIT: No he didn’t!

wwaswas, where can I get that costume!!

well I found here – http://www.joke.co.uk/

but a quick google for Oscar the Grouch shows there’s loads available.

Go as Free Willy.

Simple to do – t shirt with £0:00 and large arrow pointing down towards your c*ck (which must be out otherwise it just won’t work).

Bought costumes don’t count.

APF

Go naked and claim you are Helen Mirren.