steal his bike and see how he likes it
Opinions on suitable punishments/lessons for wannabe thieving scrote
I think from witness accounts he's a fairly chunky lad - i suspect he doesn't ride around these parts - or anywhere else for that matter.
Killing all criminals would be quite cheap if money is the issue.
Well that's all well and good. At present we have a revolving door prison policy (as I described in my earlier post) .But it'd mean that we have to have a massive programme of prison building, that would cost countless billions (and would all be PFI's so would just hand over all those billions to G4S). Then have you seen what it costs, per annum, to keep someone in prison?
The last figures I can find are from 2008. Building prisons is said to cost £119,000 for each place created. It then costs £40,000 per person, per year
I think we're going to have to start being a bit more imaginative than that at reducing crime. Not that thats likely to happen
No massive amount of prison building required, just a crematorium, third custodial, no nice cell, just a cheap injection followed by a cremation finish end of story.
And there goes a display of said imaginative thinking. Really creative that chaps! Well done you! Somewhere there's a think tank crying out for that type of creativity
Actually, depressingly... There's probably a few
deadlydarcy - Member
Three strikes and you're out has worked wonders in America.
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except it hasn't has it...."America has around 5% of the world’s population, and 25% of its prisoners. Roughly one in every 107 American adults is behind bars, a rate nearly five times that of Britain, seven times that of France and 24 times that of India.
Its prison population has more than tripled since 1980.
Probably the biggest driver of this growth has been ever-harsher drug penalties.
Get a friend to phone you midway through your meeting, and pretend to be a crime overlord severely reprimanding a member of your staff who has called you to advise that they've not fulfilled the task you'd set them. Use a lot of curse words during this conversation. Get really animated, maybe get out of your seat and pace the room. Threaten to cut their Jacobs off. Perhaps adopt a Cockney accent, but only for the duration of phone call.
At the end of your meeting with the youth, simply conclude by looking him in the eye and saying, "I'll find you."
Ha ha - like that, all though my chances of pulling off a cockney accent are slim..
Met the guy tonight who talked me through what may happen - I might get a chance to meet him and I might get a chance to send him somewhere to do a few hours work. But it all seemed very vague to be honest.
What ever you do he wont give two sh*ts, put his name in the paper and he will be a celeb among his brain dead moron mates, could tag him but again it will be seen a trophy,only real way is getting through to the so called parents, but if there not arsed then your just pis*ing in the wind I'm afraid
You could always try to go beyond many of the wet fart internet hard men on here and go with an open mind.
A few years ago I was asked to play a part in a reparation process for a local schoolkid that had gone a bit bad and done something stupid. Rather than the 'eye for an eye' Old Testament cobblers I decided to see what might be involved, what my part might be and understand some of the background of the kid involved. It was an interesting and informtive process that gave something back to the injured party (whom I represented) and gave the kid something to think about. From what I heard down the line, it did him some good.
OP - if you get the chance, give him a good swift kick in the groin. He'll be doubled over in pain; you'll feel much better. Get it on youtube and he'd never show his face again after being girled!
Nobody deserves that.
except it hasn't has it
I think your irony filter is defective. DD was being sarcasmic.
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