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  • Online dating help…
  • DezB
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    Got this rather attractive woman messaging me and I dunno what to talk about to keep her interest. (out of practice,or maybe I’m just boring!)
    What shall I say?

    mikey74
    Free Member

    Don’t say anything unless asked, ask questions about her.

    fadda
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    DezB
    Free Member

    I am, but she’s not asking anything back. shes using her phone so only short messages!

    mikey74
    Free Member

    Which website is it?

    sausagefingers
    Free Member

    Tell her that you’re going to nail her so hard to the bed that any man who pulls you out of her will be crowned King of England.

    You’re welcome

    sc-xc
    Full Member

    Ask her what music she likes. But don’t for gods sake tell her about your tastes…

    Junkyard
    Free Member

    Dating advice from STW ..you are new here right 😉

    fenred
    Free Member

    Sack her off! The fit ones are all mental ime…short fat and hairy FTW 😉

    hels
    Free Member

    And make sure you have plenty of money put aside for her grandmothers operation.

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Got this rather attractive woman 48 year old trucker from Northampton messaging me

    Tell her that you’re going to nail her so hard to the bed that any man who pulls you out of her will be crowned King of England.

    *scribbles down*

    samjgeorge86
    Free Member

    Tell her that you’re going to nail her so hard to the bed that any man who pulls you out of her will be crowned King of England.

    This!

    piemonster
    Full Member

    Sack her off! The fit ones are all mental ime…short fat and hairy FTW

    Plus one, the best are those with hairy upper lips like Burt Reynolds.

    DezB
    Free Member

    hels – Member
    And make sure you have plenty of money put aside for her grandmothers…

    What the hell does this mean??

    Ok more misic questions (I started with one of those 🙂 )

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Thinking about it DezB, this is a troll! We all know you is well handsome and that; pretending you don’t know how to engage with women is blatant bull-plop.

    piemonster
    Full Member

    😆 at sausagefingers. That’s a keeper that one.

    twoniner
    Free Member

    Tell her that you’re going to nail her so hard to the bed that any man who pulls you out of her will be crowned King of England.

    priceless 😆

    DezB
    Free Member

    She doesn’t look mental. Does that help?

    DezB
    Free Member

    I can engage in the flesh (as it were) but online with a stranger.. all a bit weird…

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    hairy upper lips like Burt Reynolds.

    My Dad? You ********* **** I’m going to **** you up.

    *rings Dad*

    fenred
    Free Member

    hels – Member
    And make sure you have plenty of money put aside for her grandmothers operation.to bring the rest of the family over!

    Fixed 😆

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    She doesn’t look mental. Does that help?

    Fair play; got legs this one.

    Junkyard
    Free Member

    What the hell does this mean??

    they are suggesting she is speaking with you only to extract money for a fictional event
    Wont happen as whilst you may be gullible your also as tight as can be 😉

    DezB
    Free Member

    Oh dear. First signs of mental… need to steer her onto happier subjects.
    Burt Reynolds eh?

    mikey74
    Free Member

    which website was it?

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    I can engage in the flesh (as it were) but online with a stranger.. all a bit weird..

    Respectfully, bollocks 😉

    piemonster
    Full Member

    I bet it’s okcupid

    mikey74
    Free Member

    is that where all the nutters are?

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Maybe DezzieBee’s hoping she’s as tight as he is.

    DezB
    Free Member

    Website is The Free One. I ain’t gonna pay for it (as Junky intimated)!!

    DezB
    Free Member

    None of em are that tight DD. not in my age range anyway 😆

    piemonster
    Full Member

    is that where all the nutters are?

    Errr…. No

    *logs off quietly

    piemonster
    Full Member

    Website is The Free One. I ain’t gonna pay for it (as Junky intimated)!!

    So it’s free, and she mental (fact)

    Does sound like okcupid

    DezB
    Free Member

    You lot are no bloody help

    Its the “fishy” website. Does that make any difference?

    Junkyard
    Free Member

    I am not intomating with you but I hope she is 😉

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Grrr…Stole my next line Dez! 😆

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    So it’s free, and she mental (fact)

    Does sound like okcupid

    *signs up for octopus squid*

    tpbiker
    Free Member

    she sounds nice…

    I bet you’re glad that shes not being bombarded by hundreds of other e.mails from horny guys inbetween messaging you…..

    oh wait…she is?

    😉

    DezB
    Free Member

    I’m drying up… 🙁

    DezB
    Free Member

    oh wait…she is?

    No way! she’s replying really quick and now I’m getting “xx” at the end.. wassat mean?

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