Failing

Used.

Badass

Amortised.
RM.

Underrated

underperforming

Rotund

Comfortable.

OP great project well worth 5 minutes to watch the trailer. Soft and Luscious FTW.

could have lots of the above but will go with

‘salright

Vile.

fubared

Metalic

Oh wait… not metalic.

Muffinhairpole

Good at its job.

I’m not skinny (or fat much) but my body doesn’t get injured or ill very often, and so far it’s avoid any health problems beyond myopia. And I just want to let it know that I appreciate it.

Buddha.

(but with a bit more hair)

broken

Decluttering

Sweet.

Broken.

Edit: FUBARed

Shaven.

refined

Broken

Statuesque

TANK

Compact

Home.

Erect

Resiliant

Freckly

Bionic

Basic

Buffanky!

(a word i have just made up to combine Buff yet Lanky 😉

Disappointing.

The women at the start of that vid sound like they’ve been reading the advice I posted here about getting in shape, and had made a good start! 😉

Those most happiest with their bods can be those who are really into a sporty activity. The conditioning actually makes them look good, even while they’re thinking less about how their body looks and more about what it can do.

The options are almost limitless, but maybe avoid sumo.

Almost forgot – “aspirational”.

Dense

derelict

Mortal.

DrP

Tired

BOBFOC

Scar.

😡

p/s: I shall have my revenge and they are not allowed to get away.