Woah, just saw Jackson Pollock's post.
THE expert on CVs eh?
Never claimed that. I've just been looking at lots of them every day for 13 years, so I thought I might have something to add to the conversation.
Let me guess you wear pointy shoes
- no I have feet like barges
footballer knot ties
que?
and shiny suits from topman...
nope, I live abroad. If the suits are shiny it's because I hate shopping for new ones.
Would you be happier if I got someone else to print it out a big photo of you for me using their toner? That would seem a little selfish.
Please don't judge on pre conceptions and generalisations, judge on merit and suitability.
While I've only got your CV to go on, presentation will play a large part. (Some of the other comments here may have alluded to this.) So it's best to avoid coming across as a bit of a idiot. Just a thought.
You'll be a more sucessfull recruiter as a result.
Yeah, I'm just winging it, obviously. Do please enlighten me further.
Don't tell me your too busy to thoroughly review CVs, its your job to do so.
I'm too busy to thoroughly review crap CVs, I can spot them pretty quickly. I'm only as good as the people I represent.
You sound very bitter. I hope this doesn't come across if you're looking for jobs.