…..can you guess the reason he gave for leaving early?

And no, being tired of working for me wasn’t it. 😉

I must say, I was rather amused at the reason given and have passed the problem to HR to deal with.

s.t.i?

Aliens ate her homework?

Interview?

Job as a male escort?

Speaking at a BNP rally?

He reckoned that shutting his computers down was part of his job rather than something he did after the end of his working day?

The butler did it?

Pressure of surplus sperm in his testicles had reached dangerous levels and he had to masturbate immediately?

None close so far, though Smee is sort of in the right area.

Wife has some sort of ovulation forecast thingy and his seed is needed NOW?

They wanted to watch My Parents are Aliens on CITV?

she wanted her husband to inseminate her as it ws an auspicious time?

Parents evening?

Well Smee was in the right area due to aliens being something that folk may believe exist too.

WTF.. A few clues would help, Vic! Like what work it is, what the employees into, etc…

Watching kids do sports?
Going to Swingers evening with partner?
Going to finish off model of the HMS Victory made entirely from matchsticks?
Felt ill after eating too much Pot Noodle?

Come on, help us out a bit!

Closing down sale at local sex shop?

Might help if we knew how old he was, and a few other background details, as without them we’re sorely lacking on probability

Her pet dog was having psychological trauma due to being molested by aliens disguised as a foil pack of pedigree chum?

Religious observation?

it’s a god related thing isn’t it?

Religious bollocks?

God told him/her to?

Had to go home to put a coin under their offspring’s pillow tooth fairy stylee?

Well ‘he’ is in his 50’s and works in a distribution centre.

‘He’ is also apparently quite into spiritualism.

He spotted a UFO at lunch time and wants to get home to his bunker?

Her gran had come back from the dead and spilt the haunted contents of her long forgotten comode on the lounge carpet?

sex change operation?

ghost of elvis has taken over her workstation?

thankyouverymuchma’am

Is he just a lazy **** but up front about it.

theotherjonv – Thats close enough.

had to rush home to kill his goat

no shit!

Tread carefully with HR on this one would be my advice. Being evil undead they probably believe in this shit too.

Workplace is built on ancient burial ground?

HR aren’t the evil undead as that would suggest they were once human.

I’ve only recently started working nights but apparently this chap regularly has to leave early because of a ghost that floats around the DC.

Thats right, a man in his 50’s swears blind that a ghost of a signalman throws equipment at him and sometimes sneaks up behind him when he is picking and asks him to “help meeeeeee…” in a ghostly howl.

Okkkkkaayyyyyy.

and he went home instead of helping the ghost? What a git!

coffeeking – Thats just what was going through my mind as he told me this last night.

Having had to get up early today to speak to HR on this they’ve informed me that they are at a loss what to do.

They’ve had doctors reports on his mental health (apparently he is fine) and have even had a priest in to conduct an exorcism on the site but to no avail.

Sounds reasonable to me. Watch your back S+J…… 😯