Always pops up in conversation while out on the bike,why does the little chap shrink when riding? 😀

If it's cold, it goes inside to stay warm.

Kinda awkward sometimes when it pops up during conversation 😉 depends who you're with I suppose

Bloods needed in the legs.

Hmmm mine seem's to pop up alot when out with the lads 😕

What are you doing on rides where it actually matters what size it is?

What are you doing on rides where it actually matters what size it is?

having a quick ride?

What are you doing on rides where it actually matters what size it is?

i'd rather not show off my peanut when wearing lycra 🙁

comparing what else do you think 🙄

Never noticed it shrinking. Maybe thats it's natural state!? 😯

Or

so it dont get smashed as bad when you come off, its knows when an off is coming you know

Known as lion cold round these parts due to the mane round it.Some imagination required.

A bloke at work used to commute and on cold days complain that it was "so cold he'd had to shove his thumb up his @rse to knock his cock out".

Then he went on a skiing holiday and complained that it was "so cold he'd had to shove his thumb up his @rse to knock his cock out".

In fact he used to talk about sticking his thumb up his @rse quite a lot.

Dehydration and blood supply reduced from saddle pressure.

Quote of the week from the ball shaving thread;

Leo sayer with his tongue out.

Mine shrinks like I've had 2 grammes of speed when I ride my bike.