Is it just me or does Friday come around quicker than ever before .Read somewhere that the earthquake in Chile was so big it caused the Earth to shift on it's axis .Reckon the bloody things spinning faster as well ! 🙄

there are black holes that suck in matter. And there are black holes that suck in time. We are near a time black hole, so the winter is longer and the week is shorter. QED

Maybe, as the years go, by, the inevitability of your own death becomes ever closer…

And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun

ooh a floyd fan!

I think our only real measure of time is 'how long have I been alive' therefore when youre young a given period of time is a higher percentage of this measure and so seems longer.

Time is relative, it goes more slowly when you're with your relatives.

Time is relative, it goes more slowly when you're with your relatives.

And flies by when you're shagging.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

you should send that to the readers digest, they've got a page for people like you…